strict930's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tootsie Roll (litteraly)]

More like tootsie-shit!

ZIng! But seriously, what makes you think that anybody wants to see this unimaginative peice of trash? Keep it on your own hard drive please!

[Hooked On Chronic]

What?

Whens the last time you've heard of somebody wanting to kill somebody after smoking a joint? The whole premise is fucked! It doesn't make you want to kill people, and it doesn't help you read. That, coupled with the lack of sound, well, its just idiotic.

[Brief intro to future mov]

Thank you!

After trudging through a huge pile of pointless shit for a half hour, this is truly refreshing. Finally an intro that isn't begging for a high score, and isn't just a boring peice of garbage. I give you a 5. Great job

[Butt Mutt: The Pit]

I like it!

Nice reference to MK. A little short on plot, but hey, the animation was decent and it brought a smile to my face. Better than some of the other dogshit that winds up in the Portal.

[Welfare Life Demo]

WHAT?

Who the fuck do you think you are? Do you honestly beleive that by showing me a 5 second blip of pure crap, I'm going to vote 5? 5 is "god-like", not "big peice of donkey doo"! Give me a break!

[Bad Maabits Abode!]

hee hee

Let me start off by saying I voted 5, because this is one of the most ridiculous things i've seen in a while. Bravo! Good music, pretty good graphics. Hey, it beats the hell out of some of the other dogshit that people put on the portal.

[Darth's playroom]

Sodomy.

Sodomy. Its funny for only so long. It looks like you're an ok animator, but maybe you spend your time on subject matter that is a bit more clever.

[They Came From OuterSpace]

rriigghhht....

The animation - its ok, but its a little drawn out. The main problem I had with this movie is lack of originality. ::Dr. Evil voice:: "Using this "laser", I will blow up the earth with what I like to call a "Death Star". RIPOFF! Sorry man, i gave you a 2

[alien test]

explain yourself

this looks really cool. for the betterment of the portal community, you should state how this was done. i'm impressed.